im going to kill billy collins with a gun i keep in the house
after “another reason why i don’t keep a gun in the house” by billy collins
i would send dogs
after you, but you
just seem old &
sad & crispy.
chances are
that you’d
crumble in
the interim.
the light
gleaming off
of your glasses: a
portrait of the
highest attainable
level of
Gap Outlet
rewards card.
you don’t deserve
music, i’m
taking all of your
cds away; i will
leave just one cd
it’s called “the
sound of my fist
hitting your
dumb face” it was
recorded by me
ten minutes in
the future. it
sounds pretty
good.
glad you don’t keep
a gun in the house
because i do.
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