im going to kill billy collins
im going to kill billy collins w/ 180 days of torture

after “Introduction to Poetry” by Billy Collins

O, to walk inside the
walls of your old white
man stomach, really
get my heels in there

I say drop some rats
into his corpse,
never let them out

I say shrink me down
and drop me in there,
I’ll eat my way through

Yes, certainly, my teeth
can chew through your
frail old flesh

Can’t believe you haven’t died yet
Can’t believe God hasn’t taken you

Fuck poetry, here’s a new public service:
feed Billy Collins to starving dogs,
set fire to his poetry, let the
homeless be warmed by justice and
newborns roll in the redemptive ashes

If a phoenix rises,
gun it down.

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